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Sunday, April 04, 2004
Wow, I haven't updated this thing in a long time. To me it feels like it was only yesterday when I put up my last post. I guess time flies when you having fun. I'm pretty tired of going to school nowadays. I just can't see why we have to do it. If anyone else feels like dropping out and going to Mexico to become a drug lord let me know, I might become your business partner. Not to much to talk about. My life is continuing to be sweeter that an apple pie and if anybody still reads this thing I'm sorry it has talking me so long to post something. Even if this post isn't that exciting.
-kevin
-kevin
Saturday, January 24, 2004
You know how in movies there is always that guy who just gotten blown up but he is still alive and he looks all messed up? I mean really messed up. Like when the guy’s hand is over there and his legs are turned the other way and his face looks like a group of poodles has been gnawing on it for a while? But he is still just like moaning a little bit? Well, if my computer was in human form I think that’s what it would look like. Cause this thing has been crashing more times then I would like to say. I mean I was just writing an entry when the thing crashed so now it’s all lost. I guess I’ll just sum it up for you.
THE SUMMARY:
1. Finals are over with.
2. Zoolander is a funny/stupid movie.
3. My life is pretty sweet right now.
4. I hope your life is sweet too.
5. Computer crash…
Yup, that’s about all I got to writing before the computer went up and crashed on me. I don’t know if there is much more to say. I wish everyone a good next semester and maybe I wont wait so long to update again. That’s about it.
-kevin
THE SUMMARY:
1. Finals are over with.
2. Zoolander is a funny/stupid movie.
3. My life is pretty sweet right now.
4. I hope your life is sweet too.
5. Computer crash…
Yup, that’s about all I got to writing before the computer went up and crashed on me. I don’t know if there is much more to say. I wish everyone a good next semester and maybe I wont wait so long to update again. That’s about it.
-kevin
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Today I was listening to the news and they were talking about how the government intercepted some terrorist threat or something and that’s why they raised our alert level to ORANGE. This happened I guess a couple weeks ago and as you all know nothing much out of the ordinary has happened. Nothing has blown up and no one has been killed. You know what I think is going on? I think some 12-year-old kids off in some country are playing a joke on the old USA. I think somehow or other they got their hands on some big radio and started a club called “Let’s freak out the USA.” All their club does is freak out the USA, that’s where the name comes from I reckon. Anyways, every Tuesday I bet these guys get together and gather round the radio and start yelling out random threats. I’m sure they have games like, “Who can raise the alert level the highest?” or “How many people can we cause to stop flying on planes?” I think a typical club meeting might go a little like this.
“Hey guys what’s up?”
“Not much man, you ready to get started?”
“Ya sure, I’ll go first. Just let me put on my terrorist voice.”— “We have been called to cause great destruction on the evil of the west.”
“That was a good one man, did you make up that evil of the west thing?”
“No, I heard that on some old karate movie.”
“Oh, sorry to stop you, keep going.”
—“Our people have been oppressed by the evil of the west for too long, it is now our time to come together and fight against them. I call my people to find any weapon they can and to cause havoc and destruction on the USA!”
“Nice one man, I’m sure you raised their alert level by at least one. Let me try to raise it up another notch.” – “Yes, our plans are going exactly as we thought. In a few weeks we will be ready to attack the USA with more destruction than they have ever seen. Buildings and walls will come tumbling down because of us. Mass hysteria will come over the public and they will be forced to revolt against their government and search for someone who can promise them peace. Then they will be right where we want them for our final blow…”
By this time the USA guy listening on the other end has already peed his pants and is about to push the button that will raise the alert level. Man, I think our country needs to chill out. We obviously did something to these people to piss them off; maybe trying to solve the problem rather than spend ZILLIONS of dollars on defense missiles that don’t work, would be a better plan for our country. Oh well, I guess we will never learn.
-kevin
“Hey guys what’s up?”
“Not much man, you ready to get started?”
“Ya sure, I’ll go first. Just let me put on my terrorist voice.”— “We have been called to cause great destruction on the evil of the west.”
“That was a good one man, did you make up that evil of the west thing?”
“No, I heard that on some old karate movie.”
“Oh, sorry to stop you, keep going.”
—“Our people have been oppressed by the evil of the west for too long, it is now our time to come together and fight against them. I call my people to find any weapon they can and to cause havoc and destruction on the USA!”
“Nice one man, I’m sure you raised their alert level by at least one. Let me try to raise it up another notch.” – “Yes, our plans are going exactly as we thought. In a few weeks we will be ready to attack the USA with more destruction than they have ever seen. Buildings and walls will come tumbling down because of us. Mass hysteria will come over the public and they will be forced to revolt against their government and search for someone who can promise them peace. Then they will be right where we want them for our final blow…”
By this time the USA guy listening on the other end has already peed his pants and is about to push the button that will raise the alert level. Man, I think our country needs to chill out. We obviously did something to these people to piss them off; maybe trying to solve the problem rather than spend ZILLIONS of dollars on defense missiles that don’t work, would be a better plan for our country. Oh well, I guess we will never learn.
-kevin
Monday, January 05, 2004
Tapioca. It looks disgusting and feels disgusting. I mean it looks like someone took fat and tried to boil it or something. It tastes ok I guess. Every time I bite into it I don’t know if I should be repulsed or enjoy it.
Well break is over and now it is back to school. My best advice is to zone out “Kevin Style.” Zoning out Kevin Style isn’t just your basic zone, no it’s much deeper than that. When you do the Kevin Style zone properly you don’t remember a thing about school. Sometimes this non-remembrance can span over weeks and weeks. Many a time have I awoken out of my zone and two or three weeks have past. I usually take the next few minutes to try and figure out where I am. I’m sure you all have seen me in this state of mind. Usually my eyes are staring off into space and one eyebrow is raised slightly higher than the other. I was taught this art by a very old and wise monk from Asia. The first time he made the zoning out face I just described, I had a great epiphany. I went to go tell him but instead of zoning out he had died. What an honorable way to go.
-kevin
Well break is over and now it is back to school. My best advice is to zone out “Kevin Style.” Zoning out Kevin Style isn’t just your basic zone, no it’s much deeper than that. When you do the Kevin Style zone properly you don’t remember a thing about school. Sometimes this non-remembrance can span over weeks and weeks. Many a time have I awoken out of my zone and two or three weeks have past. I usually take the next few minutes to try and figure out where I am. I’m sure you all have seen me in this state of mind. Usually my eyes are staring off into space and one eyebrow is raised slightly higher than the other. I was taught this art by a very old and wise monk from Asia. The first time he made the zoning out face I just described, I had a great epiphany. I went to go tell him but instead of zoning out he had died. What an honorable way to go.
-kevin
Thursday, January 01, 2004
Today we will be sampling the mind of the Nunes. If you guys don't like it send him a bomb in the mail.
-kevin
The Nunes:
Well this is my first guest blog and I am a little nervous. Firstly I want to say I will probably look like an asshole. Secondly Gundred will probably edit this a little, making me look even more like an asshole. Thirdly I just want to give a shoutout to all my niggas.
We went to Sugar Bowl yesterday and watched the Sugar Bowl today. HA! Gundred is becoming a skiing fiend and I have been contacted by a few scouts about my hardcore snowboarding skills. I accidentally hit an old lady coming down the hill. "Bob" had an unfortunate ski malfunction and ended up in the bar for half the day while me and Gundred impressed onlooking pre-teen chicks. We also went to this lady's house and she said that I was a hardcore flirt and that people like me when they meet me but then grow to hate me (friggin Libra...) and that Gundred will forever dominate me when it comes to women. Son of a...
-Nunes, Guest Blogger.
P.S. First post of the new year. HA
-kevin
The Nunes:
Well this is my first guest blog and I am a little nervous. Firstly I want to say I will probably look like an asshole. Secondly Gundred will probably edit this a little, making me look even more like an asshole. Thirdly I just want to give a shoutout to all my niggas.
We went to Sugar Bowl yesterday and watched the Sugar Bowl today. HA! Gundred is becoming a skiing fiend and I have been contacted by a few scouts about my hardcore snowboarding skills. I accidentally hit an old lady coming down the hill. "Bob" had an unfortunate ski malfunction and ended up in the bar for half the day while me and Gundred impressed onlooking pre-teen chicks. We also went to this lady's house and she said that I was a hardcore flirt and that people like me when they meet me but then grow to hate me (friggin Libra...) and that Gundred will forever dominate me when it comes to women. Son of a...
-Nunes, Guest Blogger.
P.S. First post of the new year. HA
Sunday, December 28, 2003
Well another Christmas has come and gone. It was a good Christmas, the kind you would tell your grandkids about. The kind of Christmas that you think about when you are drinking coco by the fire. The kind where… I guess Christmas was ok this year. Most of mine consisted of running away from my two little cousins. They have gotten so annoying and are seriously the loudest people on the planet. I mean if all kids are gonna be like this I think I’m gonna adopt a 21 year-old with his own apartment when I get older. No part of me wants to deal with a whiny little kid who runs around all day screaming and breaking things. But I guess if I did have a kid it would be MY little whiny kid and My kid that breaks things. I’m sure that would make it worth it.
Tomorrow I’m leaving to go spend a week at “Bob’s” place. Should be fun. The Nunes is gonna be there and I think we are gonna go snowboarding and such. Man “Bob’s” place has got to be the coolest location ever. Out in the wilderness with lots of dogs and not a lot of people. With a rope swing and miles and miles of trails to walk I can never find a dull moment there. If I’m not trying to shoot things with an assortment of BB guns I’m usually reading by the fire. Holy Crap will I be reading by the fire this time. I have like 20 chapters of Huck Fin to read. Man why did I wait till I’m going to “Bob’s” place to do all my homework? I know why, cause I’m cruising. I know it will all work out. No worries here.
The pain inside me is getting harder and harder to hide. The mask I wear is getting heavier and heavier.
-kevin
Tomorrow I’m leaving to go spend a week at “Bob’s” place. Should be fun. The Nunes is gonna be there and I think we are gonna go snowboarding and such. Man “Bob’s” place has got to be the coolest location ever. Out in the wilderness with lots of dogs and not a lot of people. With a rope swing and miles and miles of trails to walk I can never find a dull moment there. If I’m not trying to shoot things with an assortment of BB guns I’m usually reading by the fire. Holy Crap will I be reading by the fire this time. I have like 20 chapters of Huck Fin to read. Man why did I wait till I’m going to “Bob’s” place to do all my homework? I know why, cause I’m cruising. I know it will all work out. No worries here.
The pain inside me is getting harder and harder to hide. The mask I wear is getting heavier and heavier.
-kevin
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Oh praise the Lord for the Reverend is here! The Reverend is here! Reverend Al Green has blessed our lowly ground with his genius music. Praise the Lord, praise the Lord! Let the music take you over and feel the warmth of heaven. Oh I say it again, Praise the Lord for Reverend Al Green is here!
-kevin
-kevin
